Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

The "Chart" - Our Parish Newsletter Now where did I leave it?  In the magazine rack?  At my sky diving lesson? Underneath the wobbly table leg (heavens, no!)  Anyway, if you've misplaced your copy, we've got you covered.   Bulletin!!!  This Just In ... No, no, no!  You're supposed to take HOME your Sunday bulletin, not leave it at coffee hour!  How can you function at all this week???  If that prelude's been haunting you or you want to check out this week's readings, look inside.  Member News (no, not gossip!!!) Did you do something really g-r-r-r-reat today?  Help the SCA?  Win the North Hempstead soccer tournament?  Win the Nobel Prize?  Well, we'd like to celebrate it with you!!!Just send us some info, pictures or chocolate and we'll post it here.   Mr. DeMille, We're Ready for Our Close-up! Publicity can be terrible.  But only if you don't have any.  Fortunately, our jovial yet humble fellow parish members serve double-duty as high powered celebrities under the bright Manhasset lights.  Here's what we're up to - as chronicled in the local tabloids.