Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk! Yo! Yo! Yo!   Come across any great, funny or really uplifting websites lately?  Well, why keep all the good times for yourself?  Share, bay-bee, share with your homeys from the Wild Bunch! When you've got a must-see, roll-on-the-ground, bang-your-head-on-the-wall place to visit, shout us out RIGHT HERE and we'll handle the web magic.   Word of the Month!  No, no, no!!!  We don't mean the words that come to mind after you get cut off by a Hummer on Plandome Road (heavens, be!).  We're just getting started with a monthly plan to peak your curiosity about words and phrases that are central to our faith.  Go let's get started (click here) ... and keep those other phrases to yourself!!!   Jokes (send us some!) Optical Illusions? - Be safe - bring your eraser! Overdose Awareness Month - Too much is never enough. Truly Ridiculous Signs ... all around our town! - Don't do as I say ... do as I mean ... I think! Church Ladies and Computers ... ahhhhhhhh! - Sort of like looking for that gas leak with a blowtorch - very combustible!!! Bumper Stickers Seen Around Manhasset - You've Been Tailgaiting Much Too Close! How to Tell When You've Been Speeding - Whoa!  Slow Down!  We'll Hold the Sermon for You! It's Mental Pilates Time - I am Hans!  and I am Frans!  und we see that your brain has gone all soft und flabby.  It's time to tone up! Church Renovations - Haven't been around all summer?  Hiding at the pool / beach / desert island?  Well ... welcome back!  But we've made a few minor changes ... Guaranteed to Make You Groan - Your Dad comes home and says "Wanna Hear a Great Joke I Just Heard?" (arrgghh!).   Here are the absolute worst - read at your own risk! Earth Science Study Guide - Cram, cram, cram! ... To help you out, we have real-life Q & A's from local tests.  Hope this helps! Call Me Mr. Personality! - Yes, we all have one ... sensitive, outgoing, jovial ... don't know yours?  We've got the test for you!!! Change Your Parents' Answering Machine Message - And did you EVER want to use the phone again? Help!!! We're Puzzled!!! - Spidey got this in his mailbox from a Dr. Awkward.  Can you tell him what it means??? How to Annoy a Co-Worker - Did you get the message?  Read all 3 (1 2 3) 5 Reasons Not to Mess With a Child - We're crafty critters! The Weather Forecast for Tonight is ... - 100% accurate! Don't Sweat the Petty Things - Surreal questions begging for answers.   Fun, Smart Web Sites National Geographic - Games, animal photos, music, & cool movies Discovery - Kenny the Shark, puzzles, whizball, chomp, yucky stuff, games Kiddonet - Games, art, comics, homework help Disney Interactive - Toons, games and the usual shopping ads Scholastic - Contests, books, homework help, games Funbrain - Math puzzles, arcade, math guides up to grade 5 Neopets - Virtual Pets!  Much easier to clean up after. Funology - Boredom busters, kitchen magic, dinosaur hunts Funschool - Games, outer space stuff, arcades and shopping (grr!) Nick Games - Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?   Inspirational Parable of the Spoons - Ah!  Now I see ... Interview with God - This link takes you to a third party website that contains short movies, screensavers and thought provoking messages So True! - Are You a Carrot, An Egg or a Cup of Coffee? Need Some Love? - Just Look Up ... Tell Me ... - What Happens After We Die?