More Random Thoughts ... Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? Atheism is a non-prophet organization. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Is there another word for synonym? What was the best thing before sliced bread? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? More Jokes ...    Thursday, 9 December 2004