Amusing Bumper Stickers Seen Around Manhasset 186,000 Miles/Second: It’s Not Just A Good Idea, It’s The Law! A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night Adults are just kids with money. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He will clean them. Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich. Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. Do not play a leap frog with a unicorn. Does The Name Pavlov Ring A Bell? Energizer Bunny Arrested; Charged With Battery I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either. I Don’t Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It I love cats...they taste just like chicken. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. I Used To Be Indecisive. Now I’m Not Sure I Wonder How Much Deeper Would The Ocean Be Without Sponges I'd love to trade caller I.D. for "Caller I.Q." I'd rather be a failure at something I love, than a success at something I hate. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving ain't for you. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? If it's tourist season, does that mean we can shoot them? Laugh and the world laughs with you  - but laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. Nothing is impossible to the person that doesn't have to do it. Remember My Name – You’ll Be Screaming It Later Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep!! The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name When The Chips Are Down, The Buffalo Is Empty Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? More Jokes ...    21 December 2005