Thank goodness we
have Kathy Hoffmann writing the Good Word for us
every Sunday. Other parishes are not as
lucky! These sentences actually appeared
in church bulletins or were announced in church
services:
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the
Water." The sermon
tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a
chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house.
Bring your husbands.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has
been canceled due
to a conflict.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
community. Smile at
someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to
someone who doesn't
care much about you.
Don't let worry kill you off; let the
Church help.
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this
way again," giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't
know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the
choir. They need all the
help they can get.
The Rector will preach his farewell message
after which the choir will
sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on
October 24 in the
church. So ends a friendship that began in their
school days.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in
the church hall. Music
will follow.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due
to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of
some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and
other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple
children.
Please place your donation in the envelope along
with the deceased
person you want remembered.
The church will host an evening of fine dining,
super entertainment and
gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and
medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing
of every kind. They may
be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn
singing in the park across
from the Church. Bring a blanket and come
prepared to sin.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning
at 10 AM. All ladies
are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall
after the B. S. is done.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of
the congregation would
lend him their electric girdles for the pancake
breakfast next Sunday.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday
at 7 PM. Please use
the back door.
The eighthgraders will be presenting
Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation
is invited to attend
this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First
Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side
entrance.
